Rule 16

Generally accepted internet rule that states that there are no girls on the internet. Usually used with rule 34.

An actual real internets girl will typically NOT engage in explicit description of her sexual organs or their current, past, or projected future engagements. For example, a real Internet girl might mention she is on her period. This is fine, well within realgurl guidelines and a clear warning to leave the immediate vicinity. However, she is unlikely to describe the vile seepages involved. Eg: "The crimson ichor of my wymenhood cycle is leaking from my puffy, raw vagina (That aches to be fucked)."

'There are no girls on the internet' first gained popularity among what indisputably is the majority internet user demographic, the chronic unlayable.

A: Hey, I just spotted this hot chick!
B: Rule 16.

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Rule 58

If this rule is applied to anything it must be permanently ignored for that point onwards.

This rule only applies to the speaker, however it is generally seen to be polite to not mention the subject in question to the speaker of the rule.

Speaker: "I call rule 58 on my ex-girlfriend!"

Man: "You can't be serious?"

Speaker: "Rule 58 is final!"

Man: "Fair enough, I can sympathise there"

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frat rules

one rule and one rule only.....
"Bitches not fucking, not coming"

Only invite bitches who are DTF , we are operating on frat rules.

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rule 34.2

There are ponies of it, no exceptions.

1:Hey, have you seen rule 34.2 version of pokemon?

2:ugh, ponies.

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Binary Rule

Binary is a base-2 number system made up of only two digits 1's and 0's.

The term BINARY RULE refers to the common phenomenon where a couple will usually be made up of a large or fat person aka a ZERO and a slim one aka a ONE. So if you want a skinny partner you better put some weight on!

This term is being used regularly on the streets of Birmingham, UK where it was discovered.

Some examples and proof of the Binary Rule would be; Fred Flintstone is a binary 0 and his wife Wilma is a binary 1.

Or any bodybuilder would be a binary 0 and his petite skinny bimbo would be the binary 1.

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Rule 34

Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.

Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.

Most commonly used on various message boards for various reasons, from humor to cruelty.

I invoke rule 34 on the Rescue Rangers. What have I done.

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Rule 73

If something naughty or unacceptable is said on a "safe" website and nobody understands it, you do NOT explain it.

Harry: "I know what Rule 34 is, and I don't think you should be mentioning it here."

Jinzo: "Rule 73. I think you just got me banned. Thanks for that."

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