Single mom pussy. It's the kind of pussy you get from a land whale with stretch marks. It's well-used and worn out, wrinkled up like a roast beef sandwich. It's alright as long as she bathes. SMP is the standard for desperate, weak men that base their entire self worth around sex, thereby predisposing themselves to slavery, cuckoldry, or pseudo-cuckoldry. Most of these men cannot be helped and are destined to get massively fucked. While not exclusively beta cucks, these men also typically get off on the idea of having to raising other men's children (the more the merrier).
Jack was scratching at the neck as Jenny walked into the 7-11 with her SMP, buried under heaps of tummy rolls.
1. Suck my pussy.
2. Suck my penis
3. Shit my pants
Go SMP before I kick your ass!
SMP/ S.M.P the is a acronym for So Much Pain.
She left me. I’m in SMP.
Or
I’m in SMP because I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends. It’s always one of them that gotta be ugly.
It can be described as many things but I describe it as I just SMP, (shat my pants) which can be used in many contexts either literally or metaphorically