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Get your significant other in the yoga position, 'Downward Facing Dog', while you are standing up, grab her thighs to where they are now up by your hips, and she is on her hands facing down, similar to a handstand, rest your male member on the rim of her anus and pull up on her thighs as you thrust downward (extremely hard), forcing an air pocket into her rectum, which when done correctly will produce an immediate, thunderous release sounding much like a bomb.
Hey man, why did you and your girlfriend break up?" ..."Well, I gave her the Vertical Salami Bomb last night." ..."ouch
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cool guy in cb (defitinitely not made by me)
woah its salami guy hes so cool he gets bitches(men too)
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The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.
"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."
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A man with a BBC(Big black cock) who can literally fuck his own ass
Look at the size of his cock
That’s why people call him Black Salami
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When you insert a whole salami sandwich into a womans vagina, and then proceed to have sex with her. After you cum in her vagina, she queefs the sandwich out, as well as your cum, then you proceed to eat the mixture.
Me and my girlfriend made an Indonesian salami sandwich for dinner last night.
An individual who engages in a ritualistic-type daily routine that involves arriving home for the day, heating up a salisbury steak TV dinner, placing the piping hot meal on a TV tray in front of the television, and viewing adult pornographic films in solitude while completing the salisbury steak dinner at his leisure.
Glu Gleywart: Hey Toquevatt, did you see the newspaper article about that creepy stalker who has been lurking around in the neighborhood?
Toquevatt: Yeah Kimbo, that guy is a Salisbury Salami Slayer if I've ever seen one.
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When a man has been having sex with a woman, has got her fluid over his piece and then gets her to suck it.
Have a quick taste of the Fish Flavoured Salami bitch!
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