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Sanday Gandalf is the term given to an exceptionally stubbly vagina. This may hurt or even cause rash if touched for too long.
"I was going down on her for about half an hour last night, it really hurt my face."
"Dude, Sandy Gandalf, not cool!"
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The process in wich sand is gathered by the balls and thrust in to the vagina while having sex on the beach
i gave her the old sandy wilson last night
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A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!
Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!
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one can not be a sandy vagina, one can only have a sandy vagina. this term is used to describe someone who is complaining about slightly uncomfortable situations. if a women is complaining about anything, she is said to have sand in her vag. If a man is complaining, he has now lost his penis, developed a vag. and has sand packed inside of himself, also the name sandy can be used for nick name, once the sandy vagina term is accepted by your click!
SON: dad can we go to the beach now?
DAD: Its too hott son
SON: Here is a wet nap dad, you have a sandy vagina
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To have sand (literally or metaphorically) stuck in your nether regions. Remember that time you were at the beach, and your bikini bottom slipped as you fell into the sand, and all those little pieces got stuck in your lady parts? Remember how miserable and bitchy you were? Remember that stupid cow from work, how she complained non-stop about stupid things, and got offended over every little comment? She had "sand in her taco." It was almost as if she had fallen into the sand and was miserable the rest of the day.
She is always so uptight; she has such a sandy taco
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A sloppy Sandy is a process that involves sexual and non-sexual events. Steps in order:
1. Man performs anal sex and ejaculates inside woman's rectum.
2. The man sucks his semen out of the woman's butthole.
3. Man sucks jizz out of woman's ass
4. Man snowballs with the butt jizz.
5. Woman spits the semen on to her pussy.
6. Man vomits on her pussy.
7. Man ejaculates on her pussy again.
8. Woman vomits on her own pussy.
9. Man sprinkles rat turds on pussy
10. Make sure the woman is menstrating
11. Man eats out pussy
12. Man makes out with woman with the Sloppy Substance on his face.
13. Man shaves pussy and Sloppy Substance into a glass bowl.
14. Refrigerate
15. Make quesedilla's with Sloppy Sandy Mix.
16. Rinse and repeat
It took me an entire afternoon to perform a Sloppy Sandy on Lauren.
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1) literally having sand in and on your buttehole,
2) dirty, raunchy, raw anal sand pleasure...
3) while having sex on a beach or playground you get sand in your ass
4) another obscene name to call people, places, and things
1) Timmy went to the beach and got a sandy butthole
2) with a sandy cock he entered her vagina
3) Jordan and his girl were making babies on the beach when to his surprise he got a sandy butthole
4) that little sandy butthole
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