has the biggest cock in the universe he cant even wear pants it will just rip off like its not funny
Jakob: hi guys its me im cool
sawyer:wap!
jakob: ow you hit me with your cock
Spends too much time playing CC and then giving out all his items and then returning right after
Hey did you here about sawyer?
literally so hot. super funny, super sweet. you can talk to him about anything, and you'll normally find him hanging with his best friend. he can occasionally be rude but in a funny way. if he's not with his best friend, he traveling around from friend group to friend group because hes nice to everyone!
Sawyer is an individual that is extremely hot, sexy, cute, etc. and all of the above, attracting any woman of choice (beware men they may turn you gay, so stay strong). They're known to be absolutely baller at any sport that they decide to try, and very physically defined and fit. They are loyal, kind, and at more times then others funny even though it may be the worst joke you've ever heard. One thing to be aware of is that they are sometimes their good intentions are misunderstood.
Wow is that Sawyer?
Sawyer took first again
He is the best dunker in the SEK and he can do screamo really well.
Kid 1: “Yo dude have you heard of this Sawyer Reinhardt kid?”
Kid 2: “Frick ya I heard he can dunk good!”
A ref that is kind of like the Sawyer character from Miracle on 34th Street, wants somebody locked away for no good reason. The opposite of someone that thinks murderers should be free (which would obviously make the world a dangerous place).
The ref in the Green Bay-Minnesota game didn't want to be Ref Sawyer from Miracle on 34th Street, clang clang, his helmet hit me he's going to Bellevue and now I'm the perfect enemy of all Minnesota fans, no he didn't eject Jefferson from the game as a matter of public relations even if he had numbers in Green Bay on his side, but he still didn't like what Jefferson did.