A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.
Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.
Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
A person passed around for sex also known as every ones bitch to men and women
he was a german scotch at the party last night
A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.
I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.
1. A vagina or vagina owner who is angry but optimistic; a fanny half-full.
2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.
Scrap was not surprised to wake up to a scotch fanny.
Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.
Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."
Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"
Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."