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One of six character classes from the online role playing game Kingdom of Loathing. Seal Clubbers depend on muscle to adventure through the game.
Player one: I am a seal clubber since my second ascension.
Player two: Really? were you an accordion theif before that?
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A sex act where a male takes his erect genital member and hits the face of his partner in a "clubbing" fashion. This may be done in a lightly, somewhat playful manner, or it can be used in a more feverishly malicious tone.
The man baby sealed his girlfriend playfully, and did not cause any blunt forced trauma.
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1. Any piece of film or a tab that if broken indicates a product has been used or entered into.
2. A slang term referring to a theoretical hymen covering a male or females anus.
3. A slang term for a girls hymen.
1. Make sure the Tamper Seal has not been broken on that drink before consuming it.
2. Any straight guy who has ever passed out drunk at a party where a gay male was in attendance, may want to check his Tamper Seal.
3. Some guy had already broken Sally's front Tamper Seal, so last night when I fucked her, I went in the back door and broke her other Tamper Seal.
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what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.
Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."
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1. club magent
2.useful weapon for clubbing other baby seals
the baby seal stepped outside and istantly got hit by like 5 clubs.
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American special forces. Highly skilled and dangerous. Took out Bin Laden. There's Americans who debate, oh holy shit the SEALs are the best in the world and then there's everyone else saying no, the SAS is. But seriously, who gives a shit both of them are pretty fucking elite and will kill you with their bare hands in 300 different ways.
Americans: HOLY SHIT THE NAVY SEALS ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD FUCK EVERYONE ELSE.
The rest of the world:You retarded Americans, the SAS will kick their asses any day.
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A very harmless group of marine mammals that live mostly in cold areas of Canada and have been killed for their pelts and fur.
Canadian hunters kill over 300,000 of these every year and most of them are only babies that are about a week to a month old. The babies have very nice white fur that sheds as they grow older. Many hunters slaughter these poor harmless animals in cruel ways by bashing them on the head and skinning them even when they are still alive! Canadian hunters also heartlessly skin and cut open pregnant mother seals and skin them and leave the dead babies on the ground.
If you ever see an image of these baby and even mother seals, you'll notice how adorable and friendly they look. They do not attack humans nor are they aggressive. People are the ones profiting from these animals' skin just for beauty and leave a whole pool of blood in the artic whereas there is more blood than ice. Baby seals cannot swim therefore they stay on land for a while and they never got to live their lives for more than a month because they were bashed on the head, dragged on hooks, and stabbed brutally by people. The poor seals cannot run away fast therefore they are left with suffering and painful wounds to bleed to death and even die.
I've seen videos of these practices of Canadian hunters slaughtering the poor animals. It's very sad and it made me cry to see how cruel people are to animals. Researchers say that if this practice continue for the next 20 years, there's a chance for the harp seals specie go extinct. Please do not make the same mistake as people did in the past and cause extinction to the dodo birds and quaggas! You don't know what's missing until it's gone.. They deserve to live just as much as we do. These animals were hardly ever killed for food and survival. They were killed for greed and profits. It's truly heartbreaking and despicable. Please help save the poor seals and other animals killed for their fur!
Pups (baby harp seals) like to roll around and make noises. They are very adorable and love to play and they usually like company.
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