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An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.
Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?
I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.
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Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.
I got catfish by another Raj the security guard. Sweet guns but a face only a mother could love
The act of jerking off in a public location through your pocket like that of a San Diego Chargers security guard on 12/18/16 at the Chargers vs Raiders game.
Mike: Those cheerleaders look so hot in their Christmas uniforms.
Braden: What're you gonna do about it, you're in public?
Mike: Here, I'll just give myself a quick San Diego security.
Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.
She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.
Security forces are employed in many differant security roles throughout the world including the Iraq and Afghanistan theaters of combat. SF members are equipped with inapplicable combat training and a sense of false purpose. Domestically and abroad, SF members can be found checking ID's at military base entry points, or staring at planes all day waiting for a security incident that never takes place. In the most basic terms, SF members are simply Federal Security Guards, with nothing more than a fauxe Army Combat Uniform to distinguish them from the run of the mill "Mall Cop". SF members are hated by the rest of the Air Force and not accepted by other military branches making them the most useless individuals in the military. As if that is not enough, SF members are known to treat eachother like crap and set eachother up for failure, ("Eat their own,...as the military describes it). There are a handful of SF units within the Air Force that actually contribute to the war fighting capability of the US. The individuals are an exception to the rule and should be respected for the hard work and sacrifices they make for a "thankless" job. If you are lucky enough to be one of these individuals, disregard this entry and understand this discription may apply to a majority of SF troops but is not an accurate description of everyone within the career field...hua!
Person A "Dude, I just enlisted in the Air Force"
Person B "Sweet...what kind of plane are you gonna fly?"
Person A "I'm not flying, i'm gonna be in the USAF Security Forces!"
Person B "...Kill yourself"
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Security Task Force is an elite group of lowkey users on the internet that solve people's problems. The group terminates cringy fandoms and troll extremist. The organization also allies with various organizations such as TPNG, KE, ACR, TVES, and more. The group mainly operates on Google+ and hacks and doxxes if necessary.
Damn man, Security Task Force just terminated those motherfuckers!
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When a friend or close relative takes a major dump in your bathroom. In this case closing the bathroom door not to keep the explosion or smell out but in to protect the rest of the house or people in it at the time.
Wow I had a lot of cheese pizza last night. Is the bomb shelter secure?
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