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Service Merchandise

A catalog retailer well known for its unique ordering process.

When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.

Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.

The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.

"I got my watch and my TV from Service Merchandise about 15 years ago"

by Jon Revelle April 3, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


National Service

Allowing gays in the military.

The DADT aff produced by Clark McIntosh DDI 06 is really topical under this definition of National Service.

by Meekrok July 22, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


self service

mostly found in facebook when a person post something on his/her wall and surprisingly that person will be the first one to LIKE his/her own post and COMMENT on his/her own post. It's like talking to yourself.

Keeshia Pretty: Im feeling sexy!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!

by red1845 April 26, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


snivel service

A left leaning person employed by the government who continuously moans about the level of remittance they receive while not actually doing their job but instead thwarting government legislation at every turn.

FFS, now snivel service accuse health secretary of 'bullying'.

by MaldonT May 6, 2023

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kristomer service

A buissiness serviceman with complete disregard for customers. Often the persons name will start with a K, even though it shouldn't. Always very flamboyant. Often masturbates, not for the great feeling of his hand on his privates, but for the feeling male privates in his hand. A real douche!

Kris gave that customer some Kristomer service again. We don't have to worry about them calling back.

by Salmon1 September 24, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clinical Services

A counseling and psychiatry service designed for low-income families. The receptionists are real bitches and the counselors (also called "case managers") are unlicensed and have no feelings for their clients.

Receptionist: "Good afternoon, Clinical Services"
Me: "I am running low on medication"
Receptionist: "And who's your case manager?"
Me: "Joan"
Receptionist: "OK, I'll transfer you to Joan"

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Rescheduling an appointment

Me: "I have an appointment with Dr. Sweet on January 11 and have to reschedule"
Receptionist: "You won't be able to get in until April 14"
Me: "I guess I'll keep the 11th"

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Joan: "We don't have the time to keep signing papers..."

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Joan (to my mother): "If he continues to have any suicidal thoughts, let the police handle him!"

by JLS0986 January 14, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


self service

slang for performing solotio

No thanks, I'm stuffed. Too much self service.

by Pipetrain6969 February 12, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž