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mostly found in facebook when a person post something on his/her wall and surprisingly that person will be the first one to LIKE his/her own post and COMMENT on his/her own post. It's like talking to yourself.
Keeshia Pretty: Im feeling sexy!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!
A left leaning person employed by the government who continuously moans about the level of remittance they receive while not actually doing their job but instead thwarting government legislation at every turn.
FFS, now snivel service accuse health secretary of 'bullying'.
A buissiness serviceman with complete disregard for customers. Often the persons name will start with a K, even though it shouldn't. Always very flamboyant. Often masturbates, not for the great feeling of his hand on his privates, but for the feeling male privates in his hand. A real douche!
Kris gave that customer some Kristomer service again. We don't have to worry about them calling back.
A counseling and psychiatry service designed for low-income families. The receptionists are real bitches and the counselors (also called "case managers") are unlicensed and have no feelings for their clients.
Receptionist: "Good afternoon, Clinical Services"
Me: "I am running low on medication"
Receptionist: "And who's your case manager?"
Me: "Joan"
Receptionist: "OK, I'll transfer you to Joan"
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Rescheduling an appointment
Me: "I have an appointment with Dr. Sweet on January 11 and have to reschedule"
Receptionist: "You won't be able to get in until April 14"
Me: "I guess I'll keep the 11th"
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Joan: "We don't have the time to keep signing papers..."
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Joan (to my mother): "If he continues to have any suicidal thoughts, let the police handle him!"
a word used in the potblack kitchen wen ppl are being douchebags
kim u fukin stooooooooooooooge service....
a system either requiring or offering incentives to encourage enlistment in the armed forces, during which time the armed forces institution does not inquire as to the sexual orientation of the enlistee and if it is revealed that said enlistee is homosexual they are discharged.
any policy removing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" would decrease the number of persons serving in the armed forces, or national service as a whole.