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An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole
My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting
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an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal
damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.
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When you are not invited to a birthday party because you are lame.
Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?
Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!
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Getting little if anything for Christmas.
This year I hope you get the Christmas shaft; fucker.
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The most important of your many boyfriends, its the you like the most.
It is the male version of a Main-Squeeze
Boy: You are my main squeeze
Girl: Aw thanks, you are my main shaft.
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He who is more than willing to grasp another mans main member for a good long vertical pummeling. fag faggot gay homo
That guy with the pink hat and tight pants looks like a real shaft shaker
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When you fuck a pussy, don't take a shower, but then you fuck your main girl and she suck and taste that salt.
Definition: A verb or noun used to describe a sexy situation.
Me: Dude you know Julia?
Friend: Yeah?
Me: I fucking salty shafted that bitch.
Friend: I don't fucking believe you.
Me: *shows sexts of pussy fucking then sucking*
Both: *High five*
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