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a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
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Anal Shark is a popular Rock Band from From the 21st century.
Singer: SEX Machine AKA Jack Clarke
Bass: Zip Mercury AKA Jacob Smith
Lead Guitar: Wunder Schnitzel AKA Ian Hall .JR.
Drums: Juan 1 AKA LIam Ali
Greg: "WOWOMG!! have you herd Anal sharks new song?"
Charlie: "OH MY GOD... FUCKING YES... (Proceeds to jiz)"
A pet, most often a dog, but possibly a cat, bird, ferret etc, who follows you into the kitchen or when you’re eating hoping that you will drop scraps of food that they can eat.
Every time I make breakfast my crumb shark of a dog stands between me and the stove hoping I drop some food.
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A person who needs to engage in continuous conversation, most specifically conversation in which they are the primary contributor for fear of death upon stopping. I.E. as a shark must keep swimming to keep from drowning.
Man, what a shark-talker, she just won't shut up!
To blow trannys in the back of a taxi cab
Hey man i went shark diving last week and this tranny cam on my new shirt.
Brett Melchart went shark diving.
Is a stoner shark who likes to smoke weed and listen to reggae a lot
Reggae shark is a stoner
one who goes to the gym to talk rather than work out. A pump shark will continually walk up to people who he/she senses are have a good work out. The shark will then stroll up to that person and talk their ear off until they have effectively taken away the persons pump, hereby killing that persons workout for the day.
jake: Im going to get a great pump in today!! I can't wait to get to the gym and get my swoll on. You wanna go around 3?
Timmy: Man, if you want a get a good work out you better put your head phones on and stay away from that fuckin pump shark thats always there around that time.
Jake: Fuck that lets just go to the other gym so we don't run into that guy