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Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence
Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting
Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place
A happy place to go to when you need to take a Shart
1) Quid Pro Quo. A pun, or play on words of the phrase "Tit for Tat".
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.
2) A retrospective bowl movement.
"Wow Bob, you get sexual favors, AND breakfast from this girl? All for fixing her malware-ridden computer?"
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."
Better way of saying "I'm pooped."
Shat, normally the past tense of shit, may also be used in this way as an adjective to describe a general state of tiredness or being wasted.
Man, today was such a long day, I'm shat.
Track practice all week has got me feeling shat.
Yo, I saw you at the party, you looked straight shat!
Something so impressive, it's no longer Mind Shattering, but Mind Shatting. Then it becomes even more impressive that the words are reversed, thus becoming "Shat Minding"
Those who have Shat Minding abilities:
He-Man, Master of the Universe
Optimus Prime
Spider Man
Pikachu
Goku
Master Chief
Marcus Fenix
Ex of a word:
Person 1: DUUDEEE!!! Did you hear that there's gonna be a remake of Halo???
Person 2: Shat Minding man, shat minding
A crater-shat is a woman or young teenage girl that has a face that is both hideously ugly and revolting and covered in slews of pimples but at the same time, has the confidence to persue a man that obviously would never be caught dead near the disgusting woman.
Crater-shat , ugly, freak, pimply, overconfident
A term used to describe giving birth.
Dude 1: Happy Cuntfartday!
Dude 2: The celebration of the day I was fanny shat in to existence!
Dude 1: I think you might just live to see Fanny Shat added to the english dictionary
Dude 2: Or at the very least, the urban dictionary.