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Getting head on top of a parking structure.
Alex Koukov got Top Shelf the other night.
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A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.
Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."
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The act of defecating in someone's finest bottle of liquor. A homage to the classic Upper Decker.
Carl was being a douche at the party, so I gave him a good old fashioned top shelfing.
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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getting a blow job while sitting on a higher position (table ) or bureau and girl get her head same height
I sat on the mantle, like an elf on shelf while my girl gave me a blow job standing up
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To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.
My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.
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The highest quality. Originated from the best liquor being on the top shelf in a bar.
His game was top shelf today; I had no chance.
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