Random
Source Code
Random
A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.
Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."
Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
getting a blow job while sitting on a higher position (table ) or bureau and girl get her head same height
I sat on the mantle, like an elf on shelf while my girl gave me a blow job standing up
To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.
My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.
The highest quality. Originated from the best liquor being on the top shelf in a bar.
His game was top shelf today; I had no chance.
butt shelf: an implant into a girl's ass that is so high and large you can place a drink on it.
"The bar was crowded but I found a place on Acea's butt shelf to store my stella."
A term used to describe someone with elf like ears as a elf on a shelf you would have on a shelf at Christmas
Elf on a shelf can be used as an insult . The catch me outside girl uses this also.