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To eat a shlong in burger form🙃
Jay: wanna eat my shlong
Frankie: as long as it's a shlong burger
a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.
"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence
The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick
Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong
The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick
Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong
A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny
Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”
A person has a combination of short and long term memory.
Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.