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Leftovers, from a wash and wank.
Roger left shower pearls in the shower again.
In a situation where one person (sasser) is sassing two or more people (recievers of sass) who are more powerful than him,the recievers of sass will take the sasser outside strip him of shirt and pants, spray him down with a hose, and drag him through dirt and grass.
Nate: I am hungry.
Mike: Me too.
Colby(sasser):Fuck you guys, get out my house.
Nate looks at Mike as Mike looks at Nate and in unison they say: Sassy Shower
Shower Hands - Adj
Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands
Guy 2: Sucks bro
When someone goes for a shower and takes ages because they were actually playing with themselves
Ben: ‘ooo did you just have a special shower?’
Amrit: ‘what no!’ She states after having an hour long shower while wearing clothes
A coonass shower is showering with a hose outside. It is not required to be naked, but it is recommended.
Beth and Tiffany had to work in their backyard mine for a day, and they were so dirty they had to take a coonass shower to even enter their house.
The act of doing various leg workouts in a hot shower. This is usually done by jumpers who want to gain leg strength. Typically, you wash your face, do a series of calf raises, wash your hair, do a series of calf raises, wash your body, do a series of calf raises, and so on. The heat from the shower relaxes the muscles and works them out better than outside of a shower.
"You going to jump 6' 4" this year, man?"
"Hopefully, I've been taking jumper showers every night for a month now."
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