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A boy thirsty for a woman after a certain ski trip
‘Come on Dan lets go round abby’s and smoke the devils lettuce’
‘Yes shall we invite reuben he knows a thing or two about the Mary Jane’
‘Lettuce, *pause then laughter*’
The simps rolled on towards the pizza restaurant
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Avinash getting left on read for multiple days and responding in seconds
Avi was a simp for a girl wit no personality
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A 5/4 Boi who’s trash at Call of Duty and leaves the squad to go talk to a girl.
Person 1:Bro why you hopping off?
Person 2:Oh imma go talk to a girl.
Person 1:Bro stop being a simp!
Person 2:Nah bro I’m not a simp because I get happiness out of this.
Person 1:SIMP!!!!!!
Person 2:....(Leaves game)
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The essence of a simpleton. The word has been simplified to the point where even the simpleton can grasp the concept of their own simpleness.
Farley, you simp.
You're such a simp.
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A person who praises a women of lesser value hoping to win her over and putting her above everyone else
Blake is being a simp over Julia the thot.
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Similar to an incel , a simp is a person who puts their crush above their friends and will defend them in any situation.
Guy 1: omg julia is so hot, look at her over there
Guy 2: we're eating lunch bro, talk about something else
Guy 1: nah man, I'm going to go sit with julia
Guy 3: she doesn't even like you, stop being such a simp
Girl 1: did you see what thomas did? that was so rude
Girl 2: oh my gosh, that was just a joke! stop taking everything so seriously
Girl 1: umm what? he totally just tripped that old lady
Girl 2: he was obviously just joking. why do you have to get so offended by everything
Girl 3: omg, stop being such a simp
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