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An unfortunate event that occurs when the unwitting faithful attempts to let out a cheeky fart during the sermon but follows through with with a streak of eggy turd.
Simon tried to stealthily ease the pressure of last nights drinking binge but ended up with a Sunday Skid in his church pants instead
When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.
(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.
(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
A smart ass way to tell someone to move along. "Beat it skid" can be used to refer to a person, animal, inanimate object, or youself. Try spicing it up by adding row to the end. "Beat it skid row"!
Mike walks over to the group and quickly recieves a "beat it skid" before he has a chance to start his usual bullshit.
Large boxes that a specific individual does not like to build.
The boss told Bryan to go build skid cartons instead he walked around on his phone all night!
A cheap variation of a mocaccino prepared with regular coffee & chocolate milk.
He's such a cheap date. He ordered us 2 skid mochas & then didn't even leave a tip!
Streaks of feces left in a pair of underwear.
He had Skippy Skids because he didn't wipe his ass.
The act of crapping when underwear is pulled between the buttocks, or in other words dropping a shit while getting a wedgie.
Past tense: skid-daddled
Did you see Tommy pull a skid-doo after Kevin ripped his shit!
OMG! Brian totally skid-daddled yesterday and I put it on youtube!
Sometimes I like to skid-doo myself.