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Marble slab

What the wash cloth looks like after anal. The smeared colors from semen, poop, and blood.

Bobby gave me a marble slab the othernight.

by 11chuck always September 16, 2021


gone to slab

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.

Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.

by Glen Jr December 27, 2022


Skibbidy slime slabs

Sigma slabs for sigma slimes

To be in skibbidy slime slabs you need to be from o block

by Gnomiga September 3, 2023


slabbed out

a slab is comparable to a hoe, thot, swoop, pass-arround. A bitch with no morals when it comes to sex, she'll suck the whole team and let all the homies fuck.

Person A: *Shows a picture of a bad ass bitch on insta from the city*
Person B: Damn, she bad asf. Who that is?
Person A: That lil slab I used to fuck last summer.
Person B: Oh! that's the Jessica you was talking 'bout. I knew that bitch was slabbed out.

by Pensacola Definer January 22, 2021


slab of piss

Partaking in a glass of alcohol

Ayo buddy wanna grab a slab of piss before work?

by LilScooter March 1, 2024


MONKEY SLAB

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa

click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"

by monkeyslablicka February 13, 2024


slabbed

when an extremely violent tornado destroys a house, only leaving it with its concrete foundation (slab)

(mayfield tornado was an ef4)

your house just got slabbed lol

by Naxalite October 10, 2023