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While having sex with your girl have her face the window and then have your best bud come from the closet while you run outside and wave at her
Dude last night me and Mike gave Tina the slippery wizzard
The WORST word in urban dictionary
Friend: you know what a slippery lizard is?
Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*
While having sexual intercourse with your lover, Throw them on their back and shove a fistful of sand up their rectum, until they scream Sandy cheeks and shake and quiver.
Hey Mikey, remember that time I gave you a Slippery Sandy in the back of the trailer. And you screamed so loud that Craig heard you say Sandy Cheeks.
The long snake trying to force its way in no chub.
Sheila last night Mark tried to give me the slippery wibbler.
the setting on a television that provides "motion smoothing"
it looks nauseating and slippery
I can't believe you're using slippery mode, do you even have eyes
The often occurrence of Ryan Shanahan slipping on a run, often bringing several teammates down with him.
Bert: Oh there goes slippery Shanahan slipping again! He brought Doug down with him!
When you cant find any sex lube so you use melted cheese as a substitute for the anal sex instead of lube
I used slippery cheese on lisa last night