I'm slitting my stomach

Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.

My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.

I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.

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Six Inch Clit Slit

Just what it sounds like. An outrageously beat vagina.

Oh my lord, I was beatin' off to this porno until I noticed that six inch clit slit!

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Eyebrow Slit

When a girl signs themselves over to the African American Community for only their d*ck. You better be a gangster white boy to even come close to fucking a girl with a slit in her eyebrow.

You to your white friend: She’s got an eyebrow slit... don’t even try bro. Leave her to Tyrone

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albino slit my wrists

A pale goth/emo assed white dudewho cuts themselves because they have no balls and there girlfriend dumped them.

Is albino slit my wrists comein over later?

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albino slit my wrists

one who slits their wrists due to their failure to reach orgasm after hours of sex, however ejaculates shortly after because of the pleasure of the cutting of the wrists

Nigga that slut was so bad in bed that she turned me into an albino slit my wrists!

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bear with its throat slit

Another endearing name for a woman's pussy.

Lance told Janice he wanted to visit the bear with its throat slit.

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don't slit my throat over it

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously

Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!