Sloppy penis is a penis that is sloppy and is also know as "slippery penis". This is when the penis is so wet and slippery that it is classified as sloppy
"He has a sloppy penis"
"I'm so turned on I have a sloppy penis"
Someone who poops all over the toilet bowl and seat and surrounding area
Milo left a sloppy adame on the toilet again
When someone ices down a dick almost to the point of freezing and then getting a sloppy knob job
I still got freezer burn on my dick from that frozen sloppy last night.
A street drink primarily consisting of chocolate milk and gin. Sometimes mixed with bitters, tonic water or cranberry 7-up.
Can I get a round of Sloppy Doctors for the boys?
When you shove your dick in your girl’s mouth to shut her the fuck up cause she’s annoying as fuck.
She’s getting a sloppy Wendy right now. That bitch is AAF!!!
Similar to a wet Willie, except the one performing the sloppy Adrian picks their nose, farts on the bogey/booger (depending on country), and inserts the fart mucus finger into a victims ear.
Quit picking your nose, it's gross... Why did you just fart on yo- What The Fuck!?
ha HA! Sloppy Adrianed you good!
A Sloppy Belgium is when a man, who is totally horny but hungry at the same time, ejaculates a grip of cum on his waffle and then eats it thereby satisfying both his needs.
Alex: "Hey Derek, come cum on my waffle and eat it off my ass.."
Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"