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When you take a bear fight/Leonardo dicaprio(Irish car bomb followed by a jäger bomb)followed by a trash can then go rafting with a shot of knob creek.
I took a sloppy hopper paid my tab then mounted and stuffed a cougar on my wall.
When you’re giving your guy head and he starts jamming it in so deep it makes your eyes water...but you like it.
Alyssa, did you at least give him head?
Yeah girl..and he gave it to me sloppy good
Sloppy penis is a penis that is sloppy and is also know as "slippery penis". This is when the penis is so wet and slippery that it is classified as sloppy
"He has a sloppy penis"
"I'm so turned on I have a sloppy penis"
Someone who poops all over the toilet bowl and seat and surrounding area
Milo left a sloppy adame on the toilet again
When someone ices down a dick almost to the point of freezing and then getting a sloppy knob job
I still got freezer burn on my dick from that frozen sloppy last night.
When you shove your dick in your girl’s mouth to shut her the fuck up cause she’s annoying as fuck.
She’s getting a sloppy Wendy right now. That bitch is AAF!!!
A Sloppy Belgium is when a man, who is totally horny but hungry at the same time, ejaculates a grip of cum on his waffle and then eats it thereby satisfying both his needs.
Alex: "Hey Derek, come cum on my waffle and eat it off my ass.."
Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"