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A person who is slow to pick up on common ideas, jokes, and statements. Usually blondes or people who were shaken as babies.
Why in the world would you think that the moon was made of cheese, Lacey? Damn, you're such a slow bunny.
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when you are driving with two lanes going the same way and in both lanes there is someone going really slow and you can't pass on either side.
Bob: Sir I'm sorry I'm late i was in the middle of a slow sandwich and i couldn't pass on either side
Sir: It's okay cause those really suck
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what a guy says after he slept with a girl and wants to continue to do so but doesn't want to call her a girlfriend or go on real dates.
I had fun Friday night but lets take it slow.
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To masturbate at a reduced pace. Sometimes performed for hours at a time.
"Yo man, slow jacking has so many benefits. Why just the other day I was cooking while I jacked, try the oven mit, it's just like givin' yo'self a stranger."
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Takes place in a office setting with a rolling cloth office chair.
(WILL NOT WORK WITH LEATHER CHAIRS!) Individual farts into cushion of chair, being sure not to let out the stink, then gets up quietly and rolls the chair towards unsuspecting co-workers.
Hey follow me, i think Pat just set off a slow roller
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A music genre, similiar to RnB, but not quite. Slow jam is pretty much what it says.. "Slow jam". It is smooth RnB. Doesn't have quite that much of a beat or rhythm like RnB does. It's slow and smooth.
Faggot # 1: yeah im digging all this slow jam shit
Faggot # 2: whats slow jams?
Faggot # 1: yknow.. that smooth, slow shit. Im talkin babyface, keith sweat, joe and such.
Faggot # 2: oh aiight man. i gotcha i gotcha.
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A gradual building of applause, usually starting with one person clapping slowly, and ending with an enthusiastic standing ovation. Generally shows approval for an underdog in a come from behind victory or after losing with pride intact.
After they hoisted their broken sled to their shoulders, the jamaican bob-sledders slowly walked towards the finish line. Much to their surprise, the dick-head East German began the slow clap. Soon, the whole crowd was riotously cheering them on.
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