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When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.
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When someone cum’s in someone’s ass and slurps it up with a slurpee straw
Dude I just gave this bitch an Illinois slurpee
When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.
My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.
When a lady gives her man head after anal sex with her.
My girl gave me a dirty slurpee last night.
When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.
Takiton Slurpee.
Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.
when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out
Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
When you have a wet ass fart...that your girlfriend then slurps up, with a straw.
Last night, Stacy enjoyed a lookout Slurpee.. after I nearly shat myself..