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smiley motherfucker

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.

Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.

by No_Off_Switch December 5, 2014


ridiculously oversized smiley

A facebook smiley that is clearly ridiculous and unnecessarily oversized; usually required when #TOGM is in full effect.

That called for a ridiculously oversized smiley.

by ryzyn June 11, 2014


smiley pebbles

When you eat a man's poo poo

I had some smiley pebbles last night. It wasn't great.

by Nate doggy July 28, 2022


Smiley pebbles

When you eat a man's poo poo

I had some smiley pebbles last night. It wasn't great

by Nate doggy July 28, 2022


stewart smiley

Grabbing the breasts of an unconscious woman and smiling for a photo.

She was passed out drunk so we game her a Stewart Smiley.

by Shield puncher November 18, 2017


korey smiley

a man with a large penis who gets bitches and is funny. lots of people refer to him as “big nigga dick” he also has a great personality and sense of humor

Korey Smiley has such a big nigga dick

by ojpdsgjnsdiofgjhreoigjerniogna June 26, 2021


smiley cat

The most ugliest scumbag u will ever meet

Ooh look at smiley cat, she needs to die

by Kenzie226 September 28, 2015