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Flawless hipster cutie who plays the 11th Doctor on popular sc-fi British TV show Doctor Who. He wears scarves and patterned jumpers, he has perfectly coiffed hair and he does some mad dancing.
Friend 1: I think I'm pregnant...
Friend 2: What?! Why??
Friend 1: I just saw a picture of Matt Smith.
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the dankest person you will ever meet. catchphrase 1: baru 2: you are mum gay 3: eric joyner
oliver smith is the most handsome person you will ever meet. He's charming and usually runs an underrated dank meme page. He has many catch phrases such as You are mum gay.
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The correct spelling of the deceased singer/songwriter. Often incorrectly spelled Elliot Smith.
There's two T's in the name Elliott Smith, idiot.
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gun company that mainly makes double action combat revolvers, but still make semi-automatic handguns. famous for the model 629 a stainless model of the 29, seen in the movie "dirty harry" chambered in the infamous .44 magnum round. they also make the 686 wich is a .357 magnum.
my smith & wesson 629 is better than your glock 17 because it's just as quick to reload with speedloaders, and it's a much more powerful caliber.
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A prayer often recited by partakers of st anselms secondary school
Our father
Who rides in heaven
Hallowed by our birds breasts
Thy butty come
Thy will be done😉
Give us today our good feeling
And forgive us our unskilled moves
As we forgive hers who too are unskilled
And lead us not into simpnation
And deliver us from evil
Amen
Person 1: ayo bro come recite Tom Smith with me
Person 2: yes bro let's take time out of our day to be wierdos
Both: Our father
Who rides in heaven
Hallowed by our birds breasts
Thy butty come
Thy will be done😉
Give us today our good feeling
And forgive us our unskilled moves
As we forgive hers who too are unskilled
And lead us not into simpnation
And deliver us from evil
Amen
Person 2: bro that was mas funny🤣
Tony Smith is a pumpkin who was born on October 30th. He’s Italian and he has the best smile.
Holy shit I think that’s tony smith!
No it can’t be!
Omg let’s go get Tony’s autograph!
1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.
1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.
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