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When you drink too much caffinated soda at night and stay up until 3 AM
Guy 1: Shit man i drank too much soda tonight.
Guy 2: Dude the Soda Demon is gonna get you
Any type of chilled brew a dad would consume after mowing the lawn, getting home from work, dropping the kids off at practice or while watching the news.
When someone mixes 3 or more sodas together to make the cup look like it's filled with shit water, and having a semi good taste, and none of your friends enjoying what you just did.
Guy1: Go fill up the soda Guy2.
Guy2: *mixes Mtn Dew, Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper together*
Guy1: C'mon not Shit Soda again!
When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.
Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.
When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.
Dude, why is your water bubbling?
That's not water, man....it's secret soda!
The opposite of a hydro homie. Someone who drinks too much soda and not enough water.
Don't be a soda simp or else you'll get kidney stones
After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.
This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.