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Special Leave

Generic term used within many administrative sections of UK public sector to excuse/justify/advocate frivolous waste of public funds through unnecessary staff absence, and expense claims. Can cover various pursuits including, but must adhere to following: (1. Must NOT conclude with beneficial outcomes for funding body (the public), 2. Must offer opportunities to waste public money through paid absence, and unnecessary expense claims, 3. Must be so ludicrous in their inception to rile and annoy other tax payers.). Funding for special leave is regarded as a higher priority than employment, and as such is not affected even in austere times and redundancies.

Example of use: "hey, you hear about half of the department being made redundant last week? I only heard about it when I submitted my expense form for last week's special leave - we went skiing. Yeah it's so unfair all those redundancies - I blame the banks."

by cf_phil November 14, 2013

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Shoebox Special

A dump that is of such impressive qualities (whether girth, length, odour or texture) that to simply flush it away would be unthinkable. It is therefore carefully transferred from the porcelain bowl to a suitable receptacle (such as a shoebox). At this stage, one can use the shoebox to demonstrate the excellent qualities of said turd to one's partner / family / co-workers or simply people you pass in the street.

Matt - Has anyone seen Rusty this morning? We're late for a meeting.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.

by Rusty Gash February 3, 2010

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Spoogy Special

When you hit a rimmer of a keef bowl.

Did you hear Jacob puked after he hit the β€œSpoogy Special”

by Eitan18 December 9, 2018

24πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


very special

adj. Used to describe a television show dealing with drugs, incest, rape, molestation, or drinking.

Tonight on a very special "Different Strokes," Arnold takes it up the ass by that old dude from "WKRP."

by SkidMarkyMark January 4, 2005

212πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


WUBA special

A two person meal: A large pizza, a chef salad with non-fat dressing for both, a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream for both, and a Diet Coke. The favorite meal of WUBAs, consumed multiple times a week.

After downing a WUBA special in five minutes, I could see her ass getting bigger.

by Scott McCann November 20, 2003

47πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


NXT Special

When Triple H performs Oral Sex on an underaged member of the WWE universe.

-All of the kids in the Connor's Cure Commercials were given NXT Specials for participating

Triple H: So kids, it's time for the NXT Special.
Kids: Thank you, Triple H. We were already waiting for you to show us your knowledge.

by The Squadala July 17, 2019

21πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


kinsley special

where somebody posts a snowball through a letterbox and runs off

ooo yeee i did a kinsley speciall

ohooo you monster

by muahahaaa December 20, 2009

40πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž