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Verb- One participant (usually a woman) sitting on the toilet urinating, while another participant (usually male) urinating between the first participant's legs into the toilet.
Johnny and Sara went into the bathroom to spider pee
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A tall,lanky, gangly geeky person with big arms and legs like a spider. Someone who looks like Stretch Armstrong.
A: Why is spider geek not coming out on the shot tonight?
B: He's changed
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The ideal housepet. This arachnid is neither truly a spider, nor a scorpion, but a lovable member of the order Solifugae, which in Latin, translates roughly to 'ones that flee from the sun'.
This animal can grow up to approximately 12-15 cm (5-6 in).
They have two large, hooked pincers which assist in catching and masticating their prey. They are also able to easily escape many enclosures, due to their ability to run up glass and bite through most wire mesh. If one escapes, there is really no good course of action. It can run up to 10 mph over short distances, and is very maneuverable. It may also pursue you if it senses a threat.
Although it is not venomous, Its sharp fangs tear a disproportionately large bite which is prone to infection. They eat approximately their body mass in food every two days, so keep them full, and they will be less prone to escape and chew your family.
Bill - "Hey, Jim, check out my camel spider! I'm teaching him to sit on my hand!"
Jim - "Why the hell did you get one of them? The only good thing about them is they only live 18 months!"
Bill - "No, they're cuddl-" (Screams as it masticates his thumb)
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A robot based off the look of a spider. It has eight legs like a normal one would.
It is NOT a robot spider though, see Robot spider
"Check out the robot spider I killed!"
"Thats a spider robot idiot..."
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A metaphor used to describe one's anus.
"Myra bent over too moon us. Unknowingly to her everybody saw her brown spider."
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A superhero belonging to Marvel Comics. Because of a bite taken from a radioactive spider, young college student Peter Parker has the ability to climb walls, to sense danger, and to shoot webs like a spider. He made a costume for a wrestling match, a burglar shot Peter's Uncle Ben, Peter went after the burglar, and killed him. Peter changed his costume to the costume we know today. And that's the origin of Spider-Man.
Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.
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When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.
The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!
Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
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