A half chub that male gains while playing basketball.
Hey Mark, sweet Squidward you got going on, hope it helps with your free throws.
When a man drapes his penis over a person's nose with their balls resting in the persons eye sockets; giving the illusion of a "Squidward nose"
I was with this chick last night and I did the squidward on her face!
Jeez, look at the size of that nose… That’s Squidward all right
The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.
Last night, Isiah got a squidward!
When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward
Damn bro I hit her with the squidward last night