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When you are driving somewhere and smell a fart but realize it is some stank smell emanating from the streets and going through your air vents. So then you try and make the air vents recycle air instead and come to another realization that the fart smell that entered your car in the first place is now just recycling back into the same air. So then you shut off the air all together and yet again realize that the faster you drive the more air comes in even though the vents are shut off. Damn it that really grinds my gears.
Me: The fuck, did you just fart?
Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.
Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.
When someone learns a lot of hard knocks life lessons hanging out on the streets.
My best friend went to Harvard but I graduated from the College of the Streets.
The locals only San Diego ass-ripping shore break white sand beach.
The place to take it in the butt from Mother Nature; the ideal location for some epic whomping.
Shores? Suck my dick. Let's hit Marine Street
When a female is showing rather awkward and sketcy behaviour when texting or talking to a male. It is also common when females own a Nissan Altima.
From the streets she came, to the streets she shall be returned
Bro 1: Bro shawty gotta be a mechanic, everytime I pass by her house theres always a Hellcat there
Bro 2: Bro, hate to break it to ya, but she got Streets Syndrome, thas when she be palyin with too many dudes dawg
The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around Barney,Maisie, and Max and Ruby!
Sesame Street is a classic
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playing basketball outdoors on a blacktop. numerous basketball rules do not apply, no blood no foul.
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A new gang based in washington heights but has spread over Long island in recent years. They are known to be an extremely violent gang. It is a mostly African American gang but have recently started recruting hispanic males. They are known to violently attack anyone they have a problem with without warning.They are growing at an alarming rate and have been known to open fire on crip gang members.They cross out c's with k's similar to bloods. In 2004 their Leader (Klokes)Was shot outside of his apartment in washington heights. Since then his son has taken over. Street kingZ is a new gang that has established a reputation on the street as "Og's" For they have gained respect from hoods all around NY they are still a somewhat unknown gang.
Damn homie THose street kingz Dudes aint messing around
Yeah dogg They just blasted on some crips
Ever since klokez got shot up theybeen runnin wild
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