A type of penis cheese, resulting from failure to wash one's penis regularly. Smells similar to rotting swiss cheese, sweat, and any other raunchy genital smell one could imagine. The female equivalent of dick swiss would be fromundacheese.
I went down on this guy last night and he had horrible dick swiss, he smelled worse than a cheese factory.
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A sexual activity whereas the Male is having some form of intercourse with a partner(mainly in oral sex)and the male takes his testicles a.k.a balls and lays them on the eyes of his partner: a really shitty local band with 4 stupid assholes.
holy shit , she likes the balls on her eyes
you guys suck
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The act of shitting in each hole of a bowling ball then passing it to your friend to take his shot.
there are many side affects of this technique of bowling, for instance. he can throw the poo covered bowlingball at you - not very nice
or he could continue to recieve a swiss strike!
the strike will be glorious, and shitty.
Dev: coming bowlin l8a kedd ?
Roy : problyyy dev
Dev: Swiss Bowling yh ?
Roy: ragzzzz
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You've got swiss lips like a wizard's sleeve!
Oh baby, let me lick your swiss lips
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A Swiss roll is when a white women in black face is the center of a bukakke and when it is over everyone shits on her as she rolls around.
That was the nastiest Swiss roll I have ever seen.
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when a kid says swiss cake out loud and another kid runs up and pulls his pants around his feet a lifts the top of his dick and sucks his balls
kevin was so horny he yelled swiss cake in front of nick bennet and nick ran full blast to get him some
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Peeing on your girl while she is sitting on a couch.
My girlfriend said I could not swiss piss on her at the hotel, so I gave her some chocolate and proved her wrong.
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