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tard teflon

Derived from "tard" (from "mental retardation": a formerly common, but now considered derogatory, term for learning disabilities or other cognitive deficits) and "Teflon" (a brand of synthetic resin used for non-stick coatings), "tard teflon" refers to the uncanny ability of many a moron to avoid serious or lasting consequences for their poor decisions.

Alex managed to tard teflon their way out of prison time for driving under the influence, instead being slapped with a small fine and put on a year's probation.

by pplolpp January 6, 2022

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shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".

"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."

by krazzekiki June 26, 2006

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Z-tard

Z-tards are people who support the Russian invasion of Ukraine because they only read far-right news outlets and Russian news without acknowledging pro-Ukraine arguments. It comes from many pro-Russians using the letter Z (even though it's not in the Cyrillic alphabet) due to the Russian government pushing propaganda making Z look like their symbol of allegiance.

John: Did you see David larping about how Ukraine deserved it yesterday?
Emily: Yeah, he looks like a Z-tard.

by PrivateerFlujt May 29, 2022

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Fuck tard

Jake Paul

Fitz is not a fuck tard unlike Jake Paul

by Fuck Jake Paul January 22, 2019

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tard hatch

a mental institution or place for emotional re-stabilization/rehabilitation

I was tagging tina until I found out she was fresh out of the tard hatch; scared the shit out of me so i quietly faded away into the night.

by Texas Muck Savage November 24, 2010

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tard strength

(n) The inhuman strength posessed by a retard.

After I tried to take his helmet away, Jimmy started flailing and unleashed his tard strength on me.

by ObiWanKenblowme October 29, 2003

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tard genius

An idiot savant. One who has specific intellectual capacities that are far above average but is functionally incapable of caring for one's self.

Dustin Hoffman's performance as that tard genius in Rainman was fuckin' awesome!

by Bippity Bopster July 6, 2007

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