A roll of fat between the stomach and genital area, also more commonly known as a gunt.
John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.
Mike: *shaking his head*
Often mistaken as a cosmetic product, Cooch Cremé is in fact a by-product of Busting ones Igler (AKA. popping their cherry) Cooch Cremé has a similar consistency to cottage cheese.
Damn Son, you busted the Igler wide open and got Cooch Cremé everywhere!
When a woman has the skill to launch an object from her vagina
Brenna, a master Cooch Shooter, launched a peanut from her stool across the counter
Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.
"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
When any couple does something weird or sexual.
Cuh, do you see them over there, “That’s straight cooch.”
Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.