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Kill the mall

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Kill the mall, it attacks our neighbours with its unneccessary garbage for sale, and they fall for it every time!

by Khennnni November 2, 2017


Mall Stopper

The act of when walking through the mall, the person directly in front of you abruptly stops, looks around for perhaps a certain store, and then changes direction. This can sometimes cause a collision with the mall stopper or at the very least cause you, the victim, to stop short as well. These people rarely apologize.

"Last night I banged into a group of 4 mall stoppers and was nearly killed."

"I can't believe I got mall stopped today by a group of mall walkers."

by longlivesniglets March 7, 2009


Blackstone Mall

A mall located in Millbury MA, just off of 146. Local kids go there because there is nothing better to do, and kids from other towns go there because...well there's nothing better to do. (WARNING!!!- Enter at own risk, going to this mall on a Friday night or weekend may cause the following; extreme annoyance due to small colorful children in toot-too's, loss of hair, felony charges for loitering, and worst of all complete transformation in to a colorful child wearing a too-too)

Jon- Dude, let's go up to the Blackstone Mall this friday
Seb- No f****n' way, man, there are way too many scene kids there.

by Meister_X April 26, 2010

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mall gurl

An annoying ass girl who wears vans, galaxy backpacks, tribal print leggings, and "obey" sweatshirts. You can find them at your local mall, probably with a group of mall girls and boys(mall boys are the worst).

Me: "Hey look at those mall gurls"
Friend: "damn, I'm glad I'm not a mall gurl"

by Aswirl November 22, 2014

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mall goth

some poser wanna bes that have interest in a store at a mall called "hot topic" due to the darkness of the lights and how the lights don't hurt their corneas(funny part of the eye). They do it because they say they want to be unique, these type of goths can be reconised by their:
1. Chains wrapped around certain parts of the body(usually the crotch and the breast)

2. Outrageous hairstyles, these include: mohawks longer than 7 inches, 75% of their hair shaven off(with the other 25% hanging on the one sideusually the front right side), extreme hair color(pink with black, red with black, etc.), or the whole head shaven in random areas of the head.

3. wear a lot of black, band t-shirts, levi's dipped in black dye, then having the sleeves torn off(they usually use knives, due to their weakness powered by their misery), Converse high tops with misc. patches, tears, and pins placed in certain parts of the shoe. write band names all over their backpacks, hands, and clothing...to be continued.

4. Like to wear black make-up and nail polish.

5. listen to junky music(not all of them are that bad though).

6. Pretend to commit suicide.

to be continued in volume two.

Ben: hahaha, look at those mall goths waiting outside of hot topic, just waiting for someone to notice them!!

*mall goth looks up, and tries to spit in his eye*

Ben: haha, sucker.

by not so uber September 28, 2005

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mall rat

one who spends most of their time at the mall as if it is the coolst place in the world. usually mallgoths and babygoths but can be preps too. (also note that the former likely be near hot topic and the latter will be in or near abercrombie or hollister or AE)

dude that mall rat thinks that cause he bought a ramones/ACDC shirt that he is so cool (granted these are great bands)

by peter ball January 21, 2006

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Canwest mall

The 'hangout' spot in Langford, run down with kids from Belmont high and Pacific Secondary, were many fights and drug deals go down. Kids blaze in the bushes, and hit lines in the bathrooms. Many drunken kids usually hang out at the bus stop. People that ' chill' at Canwest usually are with large groups of friends and stand around, smoke weed, and look for ciggerettes for what they call ' fun'.

If you wanna get fucked up and chill with friends, Canwest mall is the place to be.

by nanananananana January 29, 2007

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