Someone who gives head while the other is watching Planet Earth
"Dude, did you have a good time watching planet earth with your girl lastnight?
"Yeah she was a total dome planeteer"
An internet classic! What DAMN NEAR EVERY African-American websurfer used before the rise of MySpace (thanx for nothin' TOM) and then Facebook (thanx for absoulutely NOTHING Mark FUCKERBERG) and then BEBO (and thanks for nothing....who ever made THAT SORRY ASS KNOCK-OFF of MYSPACE.) in THAT order.
Now BP has officially played catch up with the same software that all the other websites are using but still has fallen off MISERABLY in POPUALARITY!!!!
Step yo game up BP, you ARE the O.G. of these networking sites....that goes for ya'll too MIGENTE and ASIAN AVENUE!!!!!
Black Planet is STILL that deal, it's just that we don't still realize it's potential!!
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The most evil cartoon ever made. It has subliminal messages in it to brainwash kids into not drving, not using the air conditioner, not killing animals, not turning the light on (is this guy fucked up or what?!) and being an eviormental terrorist.
If kids didn't watch Captain Planet when they were young then the country wouldn't be in shit right now.
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A newly developed game by a handsome guy named βIsaac Hymerβ! Itβs cheaper and more fun to play than shitty ROBLOX!
It also has more features and doesnβt hash out everything you fucking say!
ROBLOXIAN: Eww What the #### is th##?!?
PLANETARIAN: The best game development platform that was ever created!
ROBLOXIAN: Is it free to play?
PLANETARIAN: Brick Planet is more free than crappy ROBLOX!
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It is a planet with the whole world made of crack, pot and xxx. Dont worry about the kids.. they would be to high to see the porn
take our planet for example
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Did you listen to the new Lucid Planet album?
Yes and It is fucking awesome
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An ass which is so large, that a probe or spaceship could land on it.
An ass planet is dangerous, that you may get captured or lured into the ravein by the serpent turd.
The only way to escape the crevice is if the serpent releases his methane-esque fumes, which escape at a rate high enough to compel you into deep space.
An ass planet does not have an atmosphere, the only thing surrounding it is the fumes it has excreted from its core.
NASA has discovered a habitable planet, the ass planets! They are round, foul-smelling, squishy planets. Many think that when we achieve landing, we may lick the hole beneath the poopy anus crater!
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