A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.
We stopped to use the bathroom at 7-11 but Jenny the car toad didn't have to go.
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An annoying French person. Not all French people, you can call a Frenchy this after they do something stupid'
After Pierre stubs his toe, call him a toad sucker.
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also refered to as a toad sucking....
also see frog licker, nature nazi, bark humper, tree hugger
did you see the bark humping, toad sucker, toad sucking, tree hugging, nature nazi, protest to stop the trees from beign chopped down because of the little toads swiming in that pond
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to have a shit, especially a big one.
"I'm just going to unload a toad"
"I've got to unload this toad, though I fear it. Such a toad hasn't been seen since the Triassic Era!"
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Choad toads isn't even a word, you idiot.
The fact that Sony Roolz ACTUALLY posted this stupid choad toad definition is proof that too much fanaticism can bamage the brain.
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Large female who hangs out at cookout and will blow anyone with a diesel. Whereβs ugg boot and leggings to show off her kankles and cottage cheese ass. Area of region: Concord, NC.
God damn look at that mud toad over there, I bet she could suck the chrome off my exhaust tip
Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"