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They are not lazy at all because they do all the normal stuff like raise a family, work, go to school and they still manage to get god's word out regurly. AND, it's spelled Jehovah's Witnesses
3 days a week got to religous meetings
5 day a week (or more) work-go to school
24-7 raise a family
any day they get a chance go out door-to-door
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To engage in an act that is not the most appetizing. To do the unthinkable when left no other choice. To go where most men/women fear to go.
To "FUX WIT IT!" isn't just a snazzy catchphrase or a funny saying, it's a WAY OF LIFE, its how you conduct yourself through everyday situations. This group is for you if any of the following situations happened to you personally or if you can relate to any of them: When you see that residue on your g-card from the night before. If someone offers you narcotics in exchange for sexual favors. When you gotta hold the roach clip with the antenna of your phone to hit it. When your homie bets you five bucks your won't streak pass the dining hall at noon. When all your shit spills on your semen soaked, ash covered, piss speckled carpet. When you thought that the bitch you brought back was shaved and all of a sudden she's staring back at you with a furrr-gina. When your last rubber breaks and you gotta hit it raw dawg. When that Swedish girlie girl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin want to have a threesome with you. When your buddy’s mom is hitting on you. When its 3 am and you remember the keg from earlier that night ain't even half kicked. When your potential hook-up's genitals look a lil sketchy and you are deciding whether or not to roll the figurative “dice”. In times of uncertainty like these there is only one thing to do, you gotta FUX WIT IT!!!!
Me: *Writes "FUX WIT IT!" on my drinks at parties.*
(To exclaim what I plan to do after finishing it)
Guy #1: She's so wasted man lmao!
Guy #2: Hold My Drink... I fux wit it
Guy #1: They gave me a dimebag for free bro!
Guy #2: FUX WIT IT!
Guy #1: Wait dawg, there's puke all over that couch......
Guy #2: It's all good. I can Fux Wit It
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It is the feeling you get when after something has happened you think of all the things you could have said.
It originates from the french phrase 'L'esprit d'escalier' litterally translated as 'Wit on the stairs' meaning the feeling you get when you fall down the stairs you think of all the witty things you could have said but didn't.
* Ellie sees Max, her crush walk past *
Ellie: "Hey Max"
Max: "Oh hey Ellie, how're you?"
Ellie: "I... I..." *is unable to form words at the sight of Max*
Max: "Well it was nice seeing you..."
* Max walks off *
Ellie: "Damn Stair Wit! I could've at least asked him how he was or something!"
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a solitary tree amid remote or wide open landscape. Usually a witness tree has been around for many hundreds of years and is the only witness to the history in that area. This phrase can also refer to other objects that have stood the test of time to be the only witness in an area; for example a witness rock.
While driving through wide open prairie of South Dakota, we stopped to have a picnic under a witness tree.
Bob caught his limit of walleye while sitting on a witness rock at wolverine bend.
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Name given to a gentlmans hand that is used in the act of self love. The hand knows your secrets but luckily for you it will never tell.
That was lucky. I almost broke a finger on my Silent Witness...
a cult designed to worship organizational skills and overall neatness; our deity is Ahotv and cult members also refer to each other as Ahotv
1: Hey can you help me organize my room?
2: Go call Ahotv's Witnesses for that.
1: Ahotv, can you help organize my room?
2: I'd love to!
A stupid person. Mentally challenged.
Due to some stupid beef witted person, the children's nativity has been cancelled this year.