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A person who makes you question your existence, they are the ones who you hate because they did you so wrong
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Your person is someone you tell everything to, you talk about your person and think about them and they are you right hand human and your best friend
Human 1: your my person
Human 2: awe thanks your mine too
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Somebody who does things for other people without benefit to themselves
Couch Dude: Matt, would you be a nice person and grab me a beer bro? I'm busy playing Worms 2 on the couch.
Matt: Sure bro, no problem.
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Someone is is super nice at first but is actually really selfish and/or evil, and just wants something from you. Don't blame yourself, you are just one of their many victims so it isn't your fault. They leave a bad trail of footprints and it bites them in the ass in the end and they are never happy. "Just Desserts"-type people. I don't understand why they can't just be the person they pretend to be so nobody gets hurt. Very superficial and materialistic. They usually dress super nice too and are too perfect. Watch out!
Also see narcissism.
That guy was overly polite and nice and then he turned out to actually be a huge fake person. What a waste.
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Your Orange person is someone you have known for less than a year but they already changed your life for the better, the person you could talk to for hours and hours without getting bored. They also make you truly happy.
“Do you like him/her”
“Yeah, she’s/he’s my orange person”
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The personality a person has on msn which might be completely different from their personality in real life.
"Jim is always hell funny on msn and really ladsy but in real life he's so depressing."
"Yeh, he has a funny msn personality."
The act of jerking off in one's own hand while their girlfriend sleeps, then being careful not to wake her, rolling over and stright-arming her, plastering her right in the forhead as if she were a peice of airmail. The most common response is one of complete shock and awe, or just: "You've got to be fucking kidding me.
My girlfriend was being a real treat the other night, so I waited for her to fall asleep then gave her my personal stamp.