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1. The furthest crevice of a woman's vagina. This is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. Can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place.
2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.
Doctor: Hi, what brings you in today?
Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.
Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.
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A phrase used to describe a girl wearing an insanely short skirt or dress. It is usually a yellow piece of clothing. The girl in question can be, but does not have to be, a slore.
Lauren: Oh my god! Did you see that yellow skirt Briana was wearing today?
Claire: I know! I could totally see her tampon string!
Lauren: This is absurd!
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When a girl wears a tight pair of pants, leggings, or sweatpants and the tampon sticks out and looks like a little boner.
Yo, guy, lets go Nigga Gippin this way! No way, man! There is a chick with a Tampon Boner over there.
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a hut containing tampons shaped like a tipee, mostly used for staying warm in the winter.
"o man that guy must have a nice tampon hut, he looks warm."
"tampon huts are my favorite, they make me all warm."
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Four Different Shots of Liquor lined up, the last being Devil Springs Vodka, and a line of cocaine extending from the base of the last shot glass...
from above it resembles a tampon, the cocaine looking like the string...
you down the shots and blow the line in rapid succession
" Dude, I pulled on The Devil's Tampon twice last night, I was so mangled I ass banged "THE RED ONION."
"Did you Cry?"
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Inserting a tampon, prefferably a SUPER or MAXI into a males or females anus. Thus leaving a brown " Chocolate " coating on the tampon. Once removed & " Coated " you must project the tampon at an enemy or someone strongly disliked.
My best buddy was nailing my girlfriend, so I hit him with a Chocolate Tampon.
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a vulgar phrase used by men to describe mostly "folk-y" music made by women, to demean them.
jock: "i hate their tampon rock, Nickleback RULES".
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