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The act of running your penis dry of semen; similar to the tapping of a keg. Masturbating.
"I'm kind of bored right now, I think I'm gonna go tap the sack"
Or
"Man, I beat off so much today, my sack is tapped" (past tense)
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To tap on the window of a car when you see the police. Done to give you the luck to not get caught. Originating in Parker, Colorado.
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When an Asian man hits your peepee
“You know Mr Miyagi?”
“Yeah he’s the guy who Chi Tapped me last week”
a woman who can relate to a psychology fact that describes men. typically the one that is about women being more disgusted by disgusting things than men.
example one
Lincoln Loud (a male character from the Loud House):*sees dirty bathroom*
Lincoln Loud (a male character from the Loud House): "This bathroom is disgusting"
Viewer: "Lincoln Loud is a tap toe"
example two
Lana Loud (a female character from the Loud House):*enjoys disgusting things with a passion*
viewer: "Lana Loud is a tap toe
The act of hitting an (inanimate) object to make it function correctly.
Just give it a technical tap. That shit should work.
The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:
1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness
Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...
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Usually seen in Mixed Martial Arts competition. Where a fighter taps once to get out of a submission (so the ref stops the hold) and then carries on fighting on hoping to continue the fight and win.
It is a subtle form of cheating and is frowned upon within the sport.
At UFC 117 Anderson Silva caught Chael Sonnen in an triangle choke submission.
Chael executed the "Brazilian tap" so the ref stopped the fight.
Chael tried to keep fighting but the ref was having none of it and Silva won the fight.
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