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What teenagers do for fun, in particularly the sexual pleasure teenagers get out of intimacy.
"I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight, get teenage kicks right through the night" (Lyrics from The Undertones song "Teenage Kicks")
That one girl at school that is jealous of the rich girls, so they get attention by snitching on everyone.
Man, I was so bored in science that I was playing on my phone, and this total Teenage Karen snitched on me.
Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:
- Selfies
- Losing their viginity
- Posts asking for someone to DM them
- Anti-vaping posts
- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to
- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"
- "Number game" posts
**List is not exhaustive
Babe wake up: Another anit-vaping post on r/teenagers!
Persons ranging from age 26-48 who behave in a manner unbecoming of their particular age group.
That woman who bullied a child to death through a false myspace account, causing the child to commit suicide is 1) certifiably insane and 2) are teenage adult.
Any person from age 26-48 who willingly stars in a reality t.v. program is teenage adult.
9 out of 10 politicians in D.C. and news pundits regularly engage in teenage adult like behavior.
Any woman who doesn't know who the father of their child is and still expects child support = teenage adult.
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1.) The current generation of teenagers that have little to no education whatsoever, and strictly (STRICTLY) refuse to get any of said education, or a job which requires such education.
2.) A steadily increasing number of teenagers that type/text things with unspeakably hideous grammar, replacing easy to spell words, such as "Are" and "Too/to/two" with "R/r" and "2", respectively.
3.) 90% of the teenagers in high/middle schools, and, unfortunately, soon to be elementary schools, commonly seen with a plastic bottle filled with a tiny bit of liquid (like sweet tea or soda) to give the impression that they are drinking it, when they are really using it as a "Spitter" for their disgusting chew tobacco, or "Snuff". Also known for never brushing their teeth. EVER.
1.) Read? Read? READ?!?!?!?! Who da fuk reads deez dayz?? I aint readin nuttin u stupid fuk, who da fuk do u think u r tryin to get me 2 read?!?!!
2.) Stupid Teenager: "yo whats up trick u goin 2 dat party tonite?! ima fuk a sexii chik 4 sho!! aint nobody stoppin me, trick!!
Me: -.- Shut the fuck up and stop texting me, you stupid Illiterate Teenager.
3.) Teenager 1: Yo dawg, you got a empty bottle?
Teenager 2: Um, yeah, I'm going to throw it away.
Teenager 1: No no no, dawg, lemme have it!!
Teenager 2: What could you POSSIBLY need an
empty bottle for?!
Teenager 1: Ima use it as a spitter!!
Teenager 2: ......You're an idiot. *Throws bottle away*
You want it? GO GET IT, FUCKER.
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a teenager who goes under the influence, falls behind, fallows the crowd, promotes danger, and/or does bad stuff.
Look, there goes another teenage casualty.
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A teenager who either acts stupid, has a brain fart and acts stupid, acts as is they've had a lobotomy, or acts like Riff Randall: Rock 'N' Roller.
1. After skipping school for three days to be the first in line to buy Ramones tickets...
Principal Togar: Kate, I am really surprised at you. I thought you would serve as a model for the rest of the school, not as an accomplice to delinquency.
Kate: Well, she's my friend.
Principal Togar: A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.
Riff: I'm a teenage lobotomy.
2. Guy: Dude, here's the deal, I'm going to go and talk to...
Girl: Hey boys, what's up?
Guy: What's up? So... what was I talking about? I just totally forgot.
Guy 2. Dude, what a teenage lobotomy.
3. Ummmmm, I was like umm, going home today ummm, and I like ummm, saw something and it was like uhhhh, something cool.
That's it? That's all you saw was something that was cool?
Uh huh.
What was it?
Ummmm, I don't know.
You took all that time to tell me something and you don't even know what you were talking about.
Yup.
Wow dude, what a teenage lobotomy.
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