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Thanksgiving Drunk

The state of feeling after consuming three to four cocktails, approximately half a gram of cannabis, and a sizeable meal spread out over the course of an afternoon.

Grace neither wanted to get extremely wasted or high this Saturday, so they compromised and just got thanksgiving drunk.

by Dr. Poop McButt November 26, 2021


Thanksgiving shower

After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.

Kelsey and I had the best Thanksgiving shower last year, hoping for the same outcome this year

by lumberjack69 November 14, 2018


Thanksgiving Pipeline

Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.

I can't wait to buy our thanksgiving turkey this year and do the Thanksgiving Pipeline to my girl's ass.

by Frozendildos69 November 7, 2020


thanksgiving tree

A tree for thanksgiving

"Ruel, there is such a thing as a thanksgiving tree."

by Thanksgiving tree November 10, 2017


Thanksgiving Tree

A Christmas tree that is put up way too early, Mainly near Thanksgiving

Wow Disney put up their Thanksgiving Tree Again

by JazzToast November 21, 2018


Thanksgiving parade

A parade usually held during the day, whether it's the Macy's parade in New York or a smaller parade in another city or town. There's a reason the parades have already been successful throught the years they have held them without having to change their scheduleThe , people can already see the floats without having to waste a ton of money to light them up, and they can see the bands and people walking during the day, so it makes sense the parades have always been held during the daytime. A New Years celebration is held at night because the focal point pf the parade is a lit ball, peach, or other object on a building, instead of down on the street with the crowd, so it makes sense for a New Years celebration to be held at night, and not a Thanksgiving parade.

The girl wanted to take the Thanksgiving parade in it's current form from the people who had always known it the way it was, along with many other things. That was the reason (essentially no reason but to be inflammatory and piss everybody off) she wanted the parade, or street signs, or other things they loved about their town the way they were to change to something they didn't recognize.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021


thanksgiving sit and talk

when you can’t go out with your cousins to smoke but you sit with a friend, get tipsy and talk

“hey did you go on your thanksgiving walk?”

“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”

by dinosaur man November 24, 2023