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The act of having sex with a turkey that has been prepared for consumption, could also be said as stuffing the turkey.
Last night I was prepearing the thanksgiving feast when my mom walked in and called the police on me, now I'm on probation.
Daytime has always been a good enough time for a parade for most people of generation after generation from cities all over countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, yet some people don't feel like they have enough complete control over events, and try to push it to the night time in some areas (the same people that push people with extended mandates and restrictions that force longtime and loved businesses to close so they can purchase the land for cheap and redevelop it into something they see more dollar signs in).
Somebody must think that all the people that held their Thanksgiving Day parade during the day before them were old school idiots that didn't know how to have a good time, even though people always loved the daytime parades and didn't really want their hearts or minds changed for them.
Where your entire family participates is Idaho potato masher to make the mashed potatoes.
Friend: What you doing From thanks giving?
Me: im from Idaho we are having an Idaho Thanksgiving, do you want in?
Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack
After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.
The day after thanksgiving where men need to eat but all the food is gone so they eat ass instead
Josh needed to recover from thanksgiving so he called Stacy over to fix his thanksgiving recovery
Another name for St. Patrick’s day
Hey it’s fekin Irish thanksgiving where the corn beef and Guinness ?
The worst day to be alive. 2 day long chicken/ turkey and 2 days at home! If you hate your life eat the turkeys To Get FOOD POISONING .
Thanksgiving is a holiday