yer da sells Avon

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”

Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon

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Yer da teaches zumba

Scottish insult- ''Your dad teaches zumba lessons''

The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.

'Yer a bawbag''

Fuck up you, ya wee dick! Yer da teaches zumba!

*kills self**

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Yer Da Sells Avon

Is a Scottish term that translates into

“Your dad sells cosmetics

Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy

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Git yer rat oot

A Scottish phrase in which a female is asked to expose herself

Haw ya dirty cow, Git yer rat oot

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big up yer chest

to praise a fellow jungalist soldier in a dnb chatroom or on the dancefloor etc

hey man hows it going??!! yeah thats good big up yer chest mate

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Show us yer wool

To demand of an attractive lady reveal her Pubic Hair/Vagina.

Steve: Cor I'd love to smash her pasty
Richard: Oi bitch show us yer wool

want yer square go

Scottish for : you wanting a fight but usually neds use it.

Person1: Hey you , yeh want yer square go
Person2: Naw mate
Person1:Thats wit i thought

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