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The possible side effect that women may recieve if her father has been absent in some part of her life, her father has abused or neglected her, or if her father has simply failed to fulfill his responsibilities/duties as a parent (physically or emotionally). Having daddy issues may cause the following-
• Acting slutily or whoreificly
• Dressing in a non-modest manner
• Going out of her way to grab an older man's attention
• Having a dominant attraction towards Sugar-Daddies
• Being a gold-digger
• Willingly sends nudes after very little conversation
• Spends her free time sexting strangers online
• Frequently goes to clubs dressed in a too-tight and/or too-short dress
• Is loud and obnoxious
• Dyes her hair with that screaming red color that all the other hoes have dyed in their hair
• Her having an abundance of piercings and/or tattoos that are obviously for her attention
• Tries to be a tease
• Fucks every old guy in town
• After fucking each guy, she tells them about her "depression", typically seeking sympathy
• If the woman happens to be pretty, she denies her men when complimented by them, simply because she wants more compliments.
Bystander 1: "Bro, look that that chick over there dancing on the stage. Why is she trying so hard to get attention when she's already hot?"
Bystander 2: "It's the daddy issues, man. She wants that old guy's attention."
*Chick doesn't recieve the attention from the old guy that she was seeking*
*Chick walks over to another older guy
Chick: "Hey hon! Wanna chat?"
Old guy: "Sure thing, beautiful."
Chick: "Oh, shut up! I am the ugliest thing on this planet!"
Old guy: "Quit your lying, babe. I know a fine girl when I see one,"
*chick pulls down shirt further, exposing even more cleavage*
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Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.
Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.
Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.
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Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.
That dude his girlfriend is like 30, he probably has some serious mommy issues
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having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
i hate having dish issues
When an addict is in the mode of tryin to get a fix.
Feening for their drug of choice.
Don't try talkin to Daniel today, cuz he's "issue wise".
Q:Whats Brenda's Problem today?
A: -- she's "issue wise".
Let something go; forget about it
I kept telling her to leave ole dude alone but she wouldn’t listen so I had to dead the issue
When you hate something as much as you would hate your stepdad
"Dude, I got stepdad issues with the media." "Yeah I hate it too"