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Australian Bowtie

When you rub your sweaty balls on tissue paper and tie it around a friend's car's door handle.

My friends hacked my facebook so I gave them each an Australian bowtie.

by FOOPMEISTER aka CRISCO TOPHER August 4, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


australian flapjack

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest, she then goes outside and sunbaths until the jizz has cooked to the point where it resembles a flapjack. She then eats the resulting "flapjack".

Hey, did you hear? Brian gave his girlfriend an Australian Flapjack yesterday afternoon!

by jonstar1028 July 25, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Australian Roulette

Trying NOT to hit a kangaroo or wallaby whilst driving on a country road in Australia, but the blasted thing may still jump out in front of you. Trust me ... They cause a hell of a lot of damage to your car! This happens mainly at night.

Me: "Man! You can travel along a country road at night without playing a game of Australian Roulette with a roo!"

Tip: Honk your horn every so often to frighten them away from the road.

by Snezzle December 14, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Australian Boomerang

The art of taking a poop into another persons anus. Then this person will poop it back into you, thus coming back to you like a boomerang.

Guy 1 " dude, I heard you did an Australian Boomerang last night?"

Guy 2:" Totally, except Greg had diarrhea"

Guy1 : " EWWWW"

by Ron Bush April 4, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


australian mustache

Finely trimmed pubic hair on a man or a woman.

Your mother's skirt was so short I could see her australian mustache.

by Capt. Morgan March 9, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Australian Zimberwak

The sexual act of a male ejaculated on a woman's face then proceeding to blow dry it dry. The male then scrapes the dry cum off of her face and forces the cum into her vagina with his finger and then goes on to eat her out.

Guy 1: Dude I just had an Australian Zimberwak. It was horribly awesome!

Guy 2: Don't talk to me, that stuff is gross.

by AUSSIEgoloco973 August 28, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


australian abortion

When a sheila runs up to a roo with her hands up like she's about to box him so that he kicks her in the uterus. This is a 100% effective contraceptive

Plan B is too expensive, just pop over to the outback and get an Australian abortion.

by i'm on smoko March 19, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž