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To wake up and wack off before you do anything else.
I did a wake n bate before i got on my grind today.
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When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.
Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?
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A term used to define some one who is obsessively hyper active and oftet may have Gay tendencies. Usually an awkward, small, hyperactive kid that will walk up to people and play grab ass. Basically an irritating piece of shit that forgot to take his riddlin and looks about 3 years younger then he really is.
John:That piece of shit squirrel bate is running around agian and grabbing asses like a fagget.
Steve: Yea, he sure is a squirrel bate
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The physical action of faking like you are jacking off when another person in the room is saying something false, stupid or boring.
"Did you see me Faux-Bating while Mr. Johnson was talking?"
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The act of waking up in the morning, maturbating (bate), followed in quick succession by smoking pot (bake). (Combination of masturbation and wake & bake)
The best thing about the weekend is the leisurely bate n bake.
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What the master bedroom becomes when the wifey is away
... and this folks, the master bedroom, is now the mastur-bate room after my divorce.
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Masturbating in a room (most commonly the bathroom) with the door left unlocked in the hopes that someone will walk in on you and catch you jerking off. Similar to but not to be confused with maid bating.
When my mother-in-law is visiting, I like to have a booby trap bate in the guest bathroom. I would love to see the look on her face when she see's my throbbing hard-on!