Getting a blowjob in the dark where you make a loud dolphin noise right as you shoot it in her blow hole.
I got a blind-dolphin last night from that blonde scrubber.
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The act of closing ones eyes as tightly as possible while swirling around their "junk" ferociously immitating a helicopter. The trick is finding the surprise afterwards.
Lance Maynard is a lonely man that has to resort to a blind helicopter every night so he doesn't kill himself.
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Illegal after hours gambling and drinking place in mid 1960's Detroit
The 1967 Detroit riot began after police tried to raid a blind pig.
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To have unclear judgment when attracted to the opposite or same sex.
You can't trust her, you're booty blind!
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The act of placing your testicles over the eyes of a woman and having your erect penis placed on there forehead making it look like she is a blind unicorn
Dude last night i gave that drunk girl a blind unicorn
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One who supports a government or a country simply because they consider that government or country to be theres. One who supports this government's decisions without considering their implications. Blind patriots are angered easily by those who question authority.
Anyone who still supports George W. Bush is a blind patriot.
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When your significant other's face intentionally ,or untentionally, runs into your fist and or hand resulting in bodily harm.
Chris Brown's love and domestic blindness for Rhianna was so vast that it resulted in multiple hospital visits and a coulple of court hearings.
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