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Teenagers who still play Neopets. Annoying dicks, but you just gotta love 'em.
The majority have size 8 fonts, type in all lowercase and purposely misspell things.
Dani and Sunao are good examples.
Then there's the infamous Yadzia. Used to start a bunch of boards with "YADZIA IS _____" and shit. Is now also a typical FC troll.
And then there are 9,001 chatgroupers, nobody gives a motherfuck about them though.
AND THEN. IN ALL HER CAPSLOCK GLORY. THERE IS MAYAKII/KALAALIT/MAYAKAALIT/KALAAYAKII. THE OPPOSITE OF A TYPICAL FC TROLL. PERFECT SPELLING. ALL CAPS. AND AN EGO THAT WOULD PUT KANYE WEST TO SHAME. OFTEN RANTS ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT IN HER LIFE, BUT YOU JUST KNOW SHE DOESN'T EXPECT YOU TO TAKE HER SERIOUSLY. GODDAMNIT SHE'S SO FUCKING UNFUNNY. APPEARS TO BE NAMED "SOFIA" AND ENJOYS crunkcore, SPECIFICALLY 3OH!3 AND HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. A LOT. SPEAKS IN SHORT SENTENCES. FORGETS PUNCTUATION.
Then there's the semi-notables and the long-dead FC celebs.
- Teddy, last seen about 2007, death-threat aficionado
- The Markinator. Probably secret identity of Maddox. Has an ego that could put Mayakii to shame. Hates everything and everyone. Is smarter than you.
- Pic. Christian-cultist in denial. Annoying as fuck. Hasn't been seen in a few months.
- Ariel, the stupid fuck who takes EVERYTHING too seriously.
- More wannabe typical FC trolls.
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A Christian who over exaggerates pre-Christian experiences (IE: Drug use) in front of other believers to make it seem like they are a much better person now.
For instance saying that you were a drug addict when you smoked weed once to make other believers think you are cool, because you overcame so much.
Yeah, he never even drank. He's just trying to be a Christian celebrity.
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When your female counterpart requests you to perform oral sex on her. As she reaches climax, she defecates. That is your celebration dinner.
Oh, Ron....I hope you're hungry because I'm ready to give you a celebration dinner that you'll never forget!
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A person who is famous for being famous, they have no actual tallent or use to society. There are many ways of becoming a professional celebrity, you can appear on TV shows, date somebody who is already famous, have lots of money, or you can get famous simply by having a lot of sex appeal!
See: paris hilton, chantelle
person 1: Hey did you watch big brother... that chantelle woman became a celeb JUST because she was a housemate.
person 2: Yeah, shes a professional celebrity.
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Someone who maxed out their friend list on facebook and is well known.
Joe Hollywood is both a myspace and facebook celebrity!
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The same initial conditions as a spiderman, but finished off by throwing glitter at the girl's cum-soaked face. Also called a razzle dazzle.
I was doing my girl from behind, and gave her the old spiderman celebration. She was pissed!
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1. A celebrity whom has a Facebook based on his/her life memoirs either written by them or for them. Can be fan based or authentic.
2. A person whom, ambiguously but desperately seeks attention from one thousand plus friends in attempts to have the only kind of fame they will most likely ever get in their lives. They do this by trying to look cool, posting statuses they think are funny but are actually annoying to others, and by starting drama between one or more persons. Also, see "attention whore".
Man, Alisha is such a Facebook Celebrity. She tries so hard to be cool.
Yeah, all the people that like her status are prolly just feeling sorry for her.
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